The sun is shining and I want to slap a hippo.

I am batman. I hope Its not hat big of a deal when i see shiny objects that throw my world into the river.  When fish swim the owls kick babies and Im sure if this shake doesn't freeze my brain the mail man will deliver aids.  It's almost to perfect how my table undressed my stapler with an obvious amount of vicadin. I feel as if I'm in a hut and the carpet says hello charlie. If I wasn't so sure I wasn't crazy my finger would walk to the supermarket and twist the silly putty into an odd habit. Can you believe that I'm writing about such random bacon to entertain my lack of motorola buns. I might have issues but this piece of paper is talking in french and I forgot the number to starbucks. You all want to get to know me better in the tank of freedom that surpasses the will the lick innocent lamps that hold the answer. Life isnt about carving pumkins with tulips but rather how where the red fern plants its heart. I'm probably not making any sense to you but I think if you want to breed with giraffes the president would throw his mallet at a heard of crying cantalope. It takes only a minute to understand the logic of such bright socks that slide through the glass with a hard chip. Please dont judge me when I tell you I love to rant about inanimate tucans in there underwhere it seems funny this feeling inside.  I want to tell you more about lines in the office over the rainbow but my time is being cut short by frequent buzzing of large morons with picnik baskets covering there head. They cant hear us but in time the darkness will follow the leader and the moon will jump to china.
I love to watch scary movies and this banana is old.  I'm thinking about the starving children in africa and monkey crossed the road.  i have to leave you now with this odd sense of who's giong to pass the gravy and why did jennifer meet my nanny. I hope you have a wonderful day and the life of the toad doesnt gobble up your need for crouching tiger hidden dragon.  <3 tia